My journey to the moon with alt coins

I am broke and my friends hate me.

I heard about these 100x alt coins on Telegram.

Let's invest everything I said.

I wanted to make sure my friends came along with me to earn more of their respect.

I told my friends what coins to invest in.

We made out like bandits and made more money than ever before, but I still wanted to go ALL the way to the moon.

I am currently the most popular among my friends, so I told them the best strategy is to buy and hold.

So my friends and I bought 5 Bitcoins each awhile back.

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