500 BTCs or wife

After dinner my wife and I were hanging out on our deck just enjoy the weather and some wine. At some point while relaxing I picked up my phone and checked my crypto. I am degen. This act ultimately led to…"i'm curious"….then she hit me with this….

If someone offered you 500 BTCs and the only condition in exchange would be that you had to divorce me and we wouldn't talk ever again….what would you say?

We don't have kids. Nor, do we want kids. I won't tell you my answer, but we had a good laugh. Interesting question though. I hope all you spouses out there would answer it honestly. And if you can't answer it honestly then that in and of itself is a problem. Lol.