Today, we crypto. 4/29

Look, I don’t want to waste your time, but Reddit told me I need 500 characters, so here we are. I could tell you about how my dog just barked twice, which obviously is a bullish signal. Or how my coffee tasted extra bitter this morning, another bullish indicator. Or how I stubbed my toe, bullish. You get it. Anyway, the important part: I genuinely think we’re about to rocket. Full send. Spirit in the sky type of launch. Strap in. Adding some extra characters now: potato salad moonwalk banBUY.