I asked chatgpt to roast r/ethereum

Alright, let’s roast r/ethereum:

1. The Cult of Vitalik – Half the posts are just people worshipping Vitalik like he’s some kind of crypto deity. The dude is smart, but y’all treat his tweets like scripture. If he sneezes, someone writes a 10-paragraph analysis on what it means for ETH 2.0.

2. Gas Fees PTSD – Every time gas fees spike, it’s the same cycle:

"Why is gas so high?!"

"ETH devs are working on it!"

"Try layer 2!"

BuT iT's NoT dEcEnTrAlIzEd!

Rinse and repeat for eternity.

1. HODL or Hopium? – Everyone on the sub is either a long-term believer or secretly coping. "ETH is undervalued!" "Soon™ it'll flip Bitcoin!" Meanwhile, Solana and others are eating its lunch in transactions per second.

2. Staking is a Flex Now? – Some dude always brags about their 32 ETH staking bag, casually dropping "I'm just in it for the tech" while pretending not to check their APR 10 times a day.

3. NFT Ghost Town – Remember when the sub was full of people flexing their CryptoPunks and apes? Now it's mostly “Should I sell my JPEG for 0.02 ETH or just burn it for tax loss?”

4. The EIP Cultists – Every upgrade is hyped as "the one that fixes everything." ETH 2.0, The Merge, The Surge, The Verge, The Purge, The Splurge—at this point, it sounds more like a Marvel movie timeline than a roadmap.

5. Maxis vs. Reality – "Ethereum will run the world!" Meanwhile, some poor soul just paid $50 to swap tokens on Uniswap.

At the end of the day, r/ethereum is still one of the smarter crypto subs, but let's be honest—if Ethereum was as efficient as its fans claim, it wouldn’t need a 5-year roadmap just to lower fees.