I can’t wait for an accountant to go through this mess

I absolutely hope I can see the face on my accountant when he's going through this period of crypto to figure out how in God's name he's going to tax me. "In the span of 22 minutes you bought and sold the same currency 16 times, what exactly were you thinking?"

Well sir I was trying to time the dip you clearly don't know about a little strategy I like to call "panic selling"