Anyone else able to perfectly time the market?

Not sure if it’s a good idea to even make this post because it might jeopardize my own safety, but I am guessing that there are others like me, probably lurking this subreddit right now.

Ever since 2018 I have been able to perfectly time the crypto market and it is starting to make me very anxious.

I’m not a conspiracy theory lunatic, but I have a knack for simulation theory and theorize that my ability to time the market might be linked to a supernatural power.

If there is anyone else out there, I hope this reaches you and we can talk more about it.

Anyways, about how I can time the market. Each time I buy, it goes down, and each time I sell, it goes up.