Coinbase is Turning Paper Hands into Diamond Hands

As we are going through this rough time in crypto, we may be tempted to sell, we may be tempted to lose our positions, we may be tempted to be broke again.

But Coinbase got our back. Coinbase never fails us. Coinbase is working as intended. By crashing their own site and app on each big dip, or sell off, Coinbase is turning our paper hands into diamond hands.

Thank you Coinbase. I have no choice but to HODL. You have turned my weak paper hands into clear cut diamond hands. Thank you. Thank you.