Drugs Saved My Life

I used to be addicted to crypto, staring at charts all day, zooming in on minute candles, ruining my eyes looking at red and green dildos. I wasted money chasing pumps and dumps, lost a considerable portion of my savings on shitcoins (think worst of the worst, shit like BTC, ETH).

And then I found drugs. Started small with just cigarettes, soon moved onto weed. Lately I've started experimenting and diversifying, I start my day with some cocaine, adderall during the afternoon, and shoot up some heroin at night before going to a peaceful sleep.

I saved myself, and I'm glad I did. Cheers from a former crypto addict.