why are you, a “cryptocurrency investor”, not on chain?

Was discussing with a friend and i am very curious. What excuse do you have for not being on chain right now?

I guess before we begin we should establish three clear points:

1. No one cares about utility. Seriously, stop talking to me about algorand. You look ridiculous.

2. Memecoins arent going anywhere

3. Buying memecoins on centralized exchanges makes you a rube.

Now that these points have been established, let us discuss.

1. Utility is a bigger meme than memes themselves. Chasing utility is chasing a pipe dream. Play the market you’re dealt. It doesnt matter if youre right if you arent right on time.

2. Memecoins led the onchain revival at the beginning of this year and socially- memecoins are the only unironically the only participants actively engaged in communities that arent total echo chambers.

3. When my bags get listed on Kucoin everyone on chain is up between 500-20000%. This isnt an exaggeration. You are buying the bags of the individuals who are willing to risk more.

I know im rambling but the point is this: the bull is returning. When the inflows start, they start quickly. where do you want to be on the funnel?