How to retire with crypto in 4 simple steps
Since we are all here to improve our financial situations and lives, we often make wise investments in our two blue-chips by DCAing or take risks by investing in random shitcoins. There are numerous ways to profit in the world of cryptocurrency, and someone apparently discovered a new one today.
As we're aware, false news was spread about the SEC approving BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF. Initially, the price surged by more than 7% in less than 10 minutes, but it quickly retreated. So, here's a simple step-by-step guide on how to potentially make a quick fortune (maybe someone actually did it) :
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Get a social media position at Cointelegraph
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Go all in 100x long on Bitcoin
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Post on X about Bitcoin ETF spot approval
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Quit your Cointelegraph job and retire
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