As the bull run is just around the corner,I preordered a lambo

According to the most of the experts here on r/cc having a positive sentiment on the market recently which I trust 100% and most of the analysts predicting that the market is gonna go tits up with some even saying BTC 1M EOY 2023.

I started thinking about what I would do with the profits I make and I did some research.I found out that the waiting period to get a lambo is around 6-8 months which is gonna be right around the time when BTC hits 1M according to experts.

So,I took a mortgage on my house which my wife's family gave me as a gift on our wedding to order a lambo.I used to trade crypto 24/7 in my parents basement before I met her.Now I'm forced to play it safe and stick to buying and holding with my monthly allowance because my wife doesn't like it when I trade.Even when I tell her that losing money is part of the trading journey.

Obviously I won't be telling her about any of this as I want to surprise her with the lambo.I can't wait to see the look on her face when she sees a lambo parked in our driveway.

In order to afford the monthly payments on the mortgage,I found a kind loanshark who is willing to lend me the required money for only 200% APR.I see this as an absolute win.When BTC hits 1M EOY,I will be able to repay all my debts plus I will have a brand new lambo.

Sometimes,my genius is even frightening.