I Am a Crypto Idiot, So Here’s My 2022 Year In Review

January 2022: Well, looks like BTC 100K isn't happening. Maybe when we finally hit EOY 2021.

February: Hmmmmm. Everything is cheaper. Might as well DCA like always.

March: Still down! DCA advantage!

April: Celsius is no longer letting users make new earn accounts. Well, at least I'm still in with some coins. Can't wait to see how this pays off in 5 years!

May: It hurts, but DCA is the way.

June: There goes my Celsius stuff. At least I still have a bunch on my Ledger! Never chasing APR or APY ever again.

July: Get a sunburn just to feel something. The sun makes me think of Solana, which also makes me feel something.

August: No one who has ever held bitcoin for 5 years has ever lost money. Remember that!

September: These reddit nft avatars are fun. Turns out I like playing dress up with my avatar. Art is cool. Crypto is fun again.

October: Trick or treat. Please be treat, please be treat…

November: More dominoes fall. RIP. Somehow it doesn't seem to absolutely crater the BTC and ETH.

December: People who have held bitcoin for 5 years have now lost money. The dip keeps dipping. The dip keeps dipping. I am buying the dip. I have become the dip. I am one with the dip. The dip is now and the dip is then and the dip is the future. Dip. Dip. Dip.

Anyway, cryptofam: I wish you an amazing end of 2022, and I hope that next year we finally reach EOY 2021 so that we can get to those beautiful ATHs we dream of.