Lo, the cryptopocalypse has begun, and I am its harbinger.

So uhh… I finally got around to investing in crypto on Friday. I was meaning to do it back in February, but I had some issues getting my accounts in order, and moving money around. I thought “Hey asshole, all of this shit is literally the highest it has ever been, it won’t be like this for long.” But then I thought “I sure would like to own a yacht.” Well now you’re all fucked, you’re welcome.

Edit: basically anything I touch turns to shit, if I wasn’t being clear enough.