Top 10 replies to people asking about your crypto portfolio after a 70% drop.

It's all good, I totally set limit sells (just say you did)

I got in super early so I'm already way in the profit.(your way down and bought 6 months ago)

I only invest what I can lose (even though you lost more than you can lose)

I welcome the bear market. Cheap prices.(but you don't buy any cause you're broke)

I'm not worried, I just dca (you always yolod before)

I only invest in blue chips so I'm not worried (you spent way too much on doge coin)

I believe in the tech (don't know what a block chain is)

I took profits (you took profits and invested in meme coin)

I knew it was coming and prepared accordingly (you knew it was coming but did nothing.)

I don't even follow that news (you shitpost on cryptocurrency every day)