The 10 Coin Commandments

Credit to u/oldsql_aka_bag and The Notorious B.I.G. for inspiration.

I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal.

There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual.

A step-by-step booklet, for you to get,

Your game on track, not your wig pushed back.

Rule Nombre Uno: Never let no one know,

How much coin you hold cause you know,

The cheddar bring jealously especially,

If that man fucked up, get yo ass stuck up.

Number Two: Only keep your keys on you.

Don’t you know scammers move in finely, unkindly.

Take it from Almighty.

I done seen mad rugs with these dogs during dips for chips.

Number Three: Never trust nobody.

Your mom’s set that ass up, highly margined up.

Hooded and not doxed, shit for that fast buck.

She be sitting in her living room too easy to pass up.

Number Four: I know you heard this before,

Never buy high on infinite supply.

Number Five: Only access your keys where you rest at.

I don’t care if he’s your pal, not now.

Number Six: That god damn credit? Dead it.

Thinking of selling your house for Bitcoin, forget it.

Seven: This rule is so underrated.

Keep your family and investments completely separated.

Money and blood don’t mix, like vinegar and oil.

Find your life shaken up in turmoil.

Number Eight: Knowing when to wait can reward you.

Them cats that squeeze shorts will get longed too.

Number Nine: Coulda been Number One to me.

Nobody has your back, especially the SEC.

Only protect the system, they ain’t tryna listen.

They be chilling in they basement, waiting for litigation.

Number Ten: A strong term called leverage.

Strictly with coverage, not for the average.

If you ain’t got the capital, say Hell No!

Cause they gon’ want they money rain, sleet, hail, snow.

Follow these rules and you’ll have mad sats to stack up.

If not, 40 more years of work is the back up.