How to get rich without checking wallet

If you are addicted to the charts and you have a problem with checking prices and investing in shitcoins I may have a solution

Throw your money in bitcoin, ethereum and some alts and shitcoins and do some bad stuff to go to jail. I would say 10 to 20 years would be fine

There is a chance to be rich when exit and you also solved the addicting problem

For the people who sent coins to someone else to double them this is a pamphlet fam