Matt Damon told me that “fortune favors the brave.”

Hi everyone,

My good friend, Matty D (Only his real friends call him this) told me that fortune favors the brave.

Now, Matty D would NEVER lie to me. He’s my most trusted ally. So, what did I do? I invested EVERYTHING into CRO. Why? Matty D, a man that has been to Mars, guaranteed that if I was brave, a king’s fortune would appear which would allow me the opportunity to get off my mothers couch.

Before you say “you should have done your research” well, I DID. I watched every single Matt Damon Crypto.com commercial via YouTube. Not only did he look at me in the eye on every single commercial, he gave me a smile, a smile that only his close friends would know is the smile of a man that WOULD NOT LIE.

I just want to reassure you all, everything that is happening with CRO is NOT Matty D’s fault. He would never lie.

AnyWho, my SpaghettiOs are getting cold.

/s