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Should you sell your kidney to buy NFTs?

Should you sell your kidney to buy NFTs?

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First things first… OPPORTUNITY COST

Opportunity Cost / ɒpəˈtjuːnɪti/ kɒst /

The loss of potential gain from other alternatives when a choice is made.

ie. when you choose to keep your kidney, you miss out on the benefits from selling your kidney.

"Woah woah woah"

"You can't be serious"

But here's a medical fact.

You only need one kidney to live.

Source: Trust me bro

So why not sell one and let the value of your kidney work for you?

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However, it doesn't have to be permanent…

So here's the plan:

Step 1: Sell your kidney

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As they say, black market is best.

Your kidney should sell for about 250k trust me bro if you find a needy buyer.

The procedure should take about 3 – 4 hours.

If you're concerned about it being dangerous, you need to get over yourself. Do what it takes or have fun staying poor. It's just a kidney bro.

Step 2: invest in an emerging NFT market

Bored Ape Yacht Club / bɔːd/ eɪp / jɒt /klʌb/

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It's a status icon including holders such as Eminem, Steph Curry, and Post Malone.

Purchasing one will run you about $250k (as of Feb/19/2022). conveniently the income from selling your kidney.

Other collections can work too. As always DYOR.

Step 3: Double your money

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This is a result from proper execution of Step 2.

Simply wait and ride the wave up. Results may vary

Feel free to flex your status symbol as well.

Step 4: Buy a better kidney

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Since you are rich and not in a rush to get a kidney, you can get one at a better price than you sold it.

Through this, you make money through the investment and from the kidney arbitrage.

It's genius

Frequently ask questions

  • What happens if the NFT goes down in value?
  • What happens if my other kidney fails?
  • Are you licensed to give financial advice?

These are good questions, but they are frequently asked questions, so you shouldn't feel special.

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