As statistically most of you out there have portfolios in the red right now here’s a list of less embarrassing reasons to tell people instead of saying you lost it on crypto
- I have a drinking problem (made more convincing if you actually have one which if the market keeps dropping you probably will soon).
- I have a drug problem but I'm getting help.
- I have a drug problem and I'm never getting help.
- I have a gambling problem (the best lies are the ones that are also true so this one is a good one!)
- I'm having an affair with my much younger and hotter receptionist.
- I used to have an affair with my receptionist and she now has my bastard child that I need to support.
- I have very specific pornography tastes that require expensive donations to have carried out (you will NEVER receive follow up questions on this one!)
- I purchased and then lost 11 wallets full of cash one after another.
- I brought a new home to live in but I forgot the address of where it is.
- I traded it all for magic beans in the hope of a beanstalk growing in my garden and allowing me to find the golden goose (this one is more of a retelling than a lie).
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