Can someone hire me as a fake dev?

Hi, I'm a sophomore in college and I can't take this anymore. I've almost made seven figures this year just learning about crypto and with eth and diving into a thousand different rabbit holes. It feels like every single excruciating minute I spend on lecture and homework is a gigantic waste of my time and potential, especially with this zoom education thing. I feel like blockchain tech will explode in the next 2-3 years and I'm passing an opportunity of a lifetime if I stay in college studying stuff I don't care about or have the energy to do. My parents are very against me dropping out even though I've made many times their combined annual income in the past few months. I feel like getting a "job" will give me the excuse to them I need to drop out and pursue my dreams. I can pay you .1eth/per month just put me on your crypto startup employee list. I know it feels like I'm humblebragging but I don't have anyone to talk to. I want so badly to become successful and I honestly think that college is going to be an impediment to my growth as a person and as someone who has now sky-high ambitions to become unimaginably wealthy.