Ok, what the hell did you guys do?

So I'm gone for a couple of hours and now almost everything is down?!

This is an outrage! You'd have to go back in time a week to see these prices! A WEEK!

Do you have any idea how long it is going to take to regain this lost ground?! I can't believe this – I actually can't believe this.

Crypto dropping inexplicably?! What's next?! Bald billionaires going to space for no reason?! Yeah right!

How will we ever recover? We might have to wait another week for a new ATH! What the hell is happening to the world!?