What absolutely ridiculous thing will you be buying?

I think we all have the absolutely ridiculous thing we would love to own, that might serve no purpose or be useful in any way but we still wish we could buy it. It could be something crazy like a jetpack or a friend or even a wife.

For me I've always wanted a sword and not just any old mall ninja sword. I want a sword that I could rely on when the zombie apocalypse happens.

So what will you be buying with your "wen Lambo" money? Doesn't matter how ridiculous it is, it doesn't even need to make sense or be feasible!