Help, I bought SHIB on Binance a day before it went on Coinbase… What do I do with my newfound fortune?

I bought SHIB on a complete whim, for shits and giggles, and it just happened to be the day before Coinbase picked it up… I had no idea that that was going to happen…

I am now an unstoppable crypto juggernaut. Jerry, my local Lambo guy, is already blowing up my phone saying he wants to show me what he's got.

I'm scared. What do I do with this wealth? Do I need to move to the Cayman Islands? I heard that was a thing. What type of boat should I accidentally crash? All I know is what I've read of this sub, I think I'm fucked.

OH GOD IT'S SO LONELY AT THE TOP