Looking for a partner with 3 BTC to move to El Salvador with me.

Hey all, was gonna hop on tinder, but decided to try my luck here. Anyways I need someone with 3 BTC that would like to move to El Salvador with me. I don’t need your BTC, just need to be a citizen and we can go from there. Idk maybe we’ll hit it off and be partners forever. We can watch the sunset and shitpost on Reddit. Seems like a win win for everyone involved if you ask me.