Day 1 of buying ETH instead of condoms

Day 1 of buying ETH instead of Condoms

So I'm lowkey addicted to sex (I have sex 1-4 times a day) and I really want to get rid of the high cost of condoms, so I'll be practicing my pull out game instead of buying condoms and putting the extra cash into ETH.

If this gets some attention I'll make an update post in a month, if not, keep fingers crossed for me, please.

Edit: Since many people are concerned for my financial health and risk of pregnancy, this post is making fun of posts like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/p141a0/day_1_of_buying_eth_instead_of_energy_drinks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I do use protection. Don‘t only keep your crypto safe guys