Lightbulb jokes for the top cryptocurrencies

How many Bitcoin maximalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Ten – one to change the lightbulb and nine to whine about how much better the original was.

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How many ETH investors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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50 – one to change the bulb and 49 to contribute their life savings to afford the gas to get to the store.

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How many Monero investors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None. We operate in the dark.

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How many Tether holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A dozen – one to change the bulb and 11 to convince the authorities they can pay for the electricity.

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How many BNB investors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Two – one to change the bulb and one to make sure it's as centralised as possible.

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How many Cardano investors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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One, but the bulb isn't arriving until late 2021 at the earliest.

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How many BCH investors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Two – one to change the bulb and one to find a bigger block to stand on.

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How many Algo investors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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10,000 – One to change the bulb and 9,999 to proclaim the greatness of the accomplishment on Reddit.