Don’t let your coins die with you! How to transfer your coins to your loved ones from the grave

Hello fellow degens!

Now that you've amassed a formidable treasure-trove of shitcoins from your basement that could definitely leave your loved ones upstairs completely set on ramen for generations to come, it's important to prepare for the unexpected by creating a plan to transfer ownership of your precious coins upon your untimely demise (likely from eating too much of said ramen).

A simple way to do this is by creating a "dead man's / woman's switch" via Google's Inactive Account Manager. Once enabled, Google will automatically send a custom email to the family/friends of your choosing after a certain period has elapsed since you were last active on your Google account. Not to worry – Google will attempt to contact you a month before this actually happens, in order to prevent mistakes.

1) Go to Google's Inactive Account Manager

2) Set a waiting period of something ridiculous, like 6 or 12 or even 18 months (good for forcing the HODL from the grave!) since you were last active.

3) Craft a nerdy email to your loved ones with important info on how to access your stash. DON'T put your actual private keys or website passwords here, as this will be stored on a Google server somewhere. Just put instructions on how to access your PHYSICAL belongings like your laptop, phone, hardware wallet, safety deposit box, etc. Then direct them to a password-protected file stored LOCALLY on your computer / USB drive containing the rest of the instructions on how to access your crypto. For password protection, you can use something free and open-source like 7-Zip to turn any file into an encrypted archive.

4) Remember to tell your family you love them and apologize cheekily for accumulating DOGE at $0.31 despite them telling you to get a job. Maybe even give them some degen trading tips.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy providing generational wealth for your family from the grave!