What If Satoshi Nakamoto Came Out of Hiding Tomorrow?

Imagine you wake up tomorrow, hop on reddit (or X, or wherever) and spot that Satoshi Nakamoto has just dropped their true identity… it's legit, It's fully authenticated, verified by experts, no doubts about it.

Would you lose your mind?
Would you dump your Bitcoin?
Would it shift anything in your world?

Honestly, I'm torn about my own reaction… one side of me craves the truth… to learn who sparked this revolution, the other wants the legend to keep going forever… cos the mystery makes Bitcoin unique.

How about you?