im back with another prediction

so far u guys seemed to like my post before. it was a bit troll but honestly came pretty true. markets are recovering and the dump yesterday seems to be manipulation. i still think tariffs are fake. trump is like an angry senile grandpa.

lots of countries are going nuts on the USA, and tariffs are getting cucked hard (because they are dumb AF). heres my next predictions:

vote on the likely outcome!

option A (not likely)

• *trump spergs out tonight in his address and talks about tariffs for 1 hour, markets are numb and don't care
• *somewhere in the middle he mentions his crypto reserve once after his son whispers in his earpiece to mention it
• *market makers who dumped yesterday now pump like nuts
• *we reach 100k middle of the speech
• *110k before friday
• *market dumps after shit crypto talk

option B (likely)

• *trump spergs out tonight in his address and talks about tariffs for 1 hour, markets are numb and don't care
• *somewhere in the middle he farts
• *market makers who dumped yesterday now slowly are buying the dip before friday
• *we reach 100k on friday
• *trump says 50% tariffs on canada, markets die and don't recover
• recession starts

option c (what I think will happen)

1. *trump spergs out tonight in his address and talks about tariffs for 1 hour, markets are numb and don't care
2. *somewhere in the middle he farts
3. *market makers who dumped yesterday now slowly are buying the dip before friday
4. *we reach 100k on friday
5. *crypto summit is mid but trump has decided he would rather golf than talk about tariffs
6. crypto pumps for a month before tax season
7. crypto dumps mid april
8. jobs report comes out SUPER low since trump fired so many ppl
9. spending is very low as well
10. recession fears, markets all dump, mini recession then stagnant nothing for 2 years