A dumb man who bought a shit coin !

Alright, here’s the deal. Who doesn't want to get rich quick, am I right? Like, if you aren’t at least thinking about getting your yacht money, what are you even doing?

So, there’s this French dude on YouTube. Low-key, small community, but honestly puts out decent content on NFTs and Web3 stuff. I thought, “Sure, why not, this guy seems like he knows what’s up.” Spoiler alert: he promoted a shitcoin. Yep. Classic.

This token? Built on Ethereum. Website? A solid 6/10—like, I’ve seen worse. Audited twice (big yikes) by Coinsult and Solidproof. Fast forward, I put some cash in and quickly realize…those audits? Yeah, they basically mean nothing. It’s in presale, promising a 5000% staking return. 🚀🚀🚀 (more like 🚀⛔).

They’ve only got a Telegram and X (Twitter’s weird cousin). Oh, and they’ve already raised $1.5M in presale. So things are looking great…until you realize it’s got 90% rug-pull energy written all over it. Now I’m sitting here knowing I won’t see that sweet, sweet money ever again. 🤡

BUT, if I’m going to lose money, I might as well learn something in the process, right? Like, I want to figure out how to actually audit these contracts myself. Any open-source tools out there that I can use to analyze the contract ?

I’m not gonna drop the name of this project because there’s a 0.00001% chance of getting my money back, and I’m not giving up that sliver of hope just yet.

But hey, if anyone wants to jump in and do an audit of this steaming pile of Web3, I’ll gladly DM the details.