who has the balls to create a derivatives token for narcotics?

Recently read a story about how a heir from the Cartier jewelry empire got arrested for importing a 100 kilos of cocaine and I became curious about cocaine prices bc why would a high profile person risk it all for 100 kilos, and found that the prices of cocaine fluctuate like any other commodity. With the brazen and anarchist shit people in the crypto space have done and open nature of the tech I'm surprised someone hasn't tokenized cocaine yet lol.

Fyi, not recommending or suggesting anyone do this. the question is rhetorical.