My free crypto from Paypal is finally in the green

Fellow cc'ers, years ago I claimed 0.00011845 BTC from the Paypal promo. And for years–YEARS–that motherlode has been in the red.

FINALLY, these last few weeks, I am up by about 5 cents. I am sure many of you are in the same boat. It's a kind of euphoria I haven't felt in years.

I have to tell you, I feel wealthy as hell. I saw that Taco Bell shuffled around its Value Menu, so I guess it's time to cash in. I'm thinking, now that I'm a rich man, that I should get 2 stackers. That's how all the billionaires do it, right?

I hope that the world economy is ready for this new class of nouveau riche.