I don’t know what the eff is going on but we are so back! Hear me out you bunch of degen gamblers!

Bitcoin ETF is 95% certain, it's a done deal. ETH ETF coming after that. Then the road is paved for more shitcoins to get their ETF. This would provide massive cash injections from big daddy players. Oh yeah, BTC halving coming soon!

The shitcoin companies(yes crypto.com, EGLD, Polkadot, talking about you ) already started striking new deals, partnerships, new announcements. They are doing everything to get more publicity and attract attention asap! The one proven and easy strat to get more capital in a bull market is massive marketing. They were just waiting for the right timing to do it and they already started. These are big players with lots of research teams and market analysists. Their bet basically is- let's do more advertising, marketing, licensing and everything in our power to make us look more promising, developing and solid. Now is the right time to boost up our product with cash since many big players aren't afraid to invest anymore.

Expect many more such announcements from other big players as well.

What does this mean? It means the daddy of all big daddies the US market , their shitty economy and stock market are finally stabilized enough not to scare most participants to invest ( gamble) their money! Even the recession is not scary for them anymore, they've calculated enough not to be scared.

What does all this mean for the average degen peasant like you and me who read reddit and twitter all day without having basic financial education? It means sell that PS5, sell that rtx 4090, sell the wife, keep the car! Then put it all in BTC, ETH and some not so shitter alts like GRT, DOT, ATOM, XRP and keep praying damn it!