Tell me the best shitcoin I should gamble with my money

I've been a btc maxi then eth maxi for so many years, my rational sense has been telling me to at least allocate some of my money on some shitcoin, just in case those shitcoin explodes 100x then even 1% in them could double my portfolio.

Right now I am 100% in only ethereum, but recent price action has been a little bit boring

So here I'm begging y'all to shill me the shitcoin you believe it's going to be next big thing, or at least has the chance to make 10~100x in next bullrun, I'll buy some and be your exit liquidity.