Safemoon CEO hypes announcement on Friday. The crowd goes wild… it’s a water bottle labelled “FUDDERS TEARS”

I just.. I don’t know how this saga keeps surprising me.

So yeah, here’s the big surprise. It really really is just a fucking water bottle. That’s it. John even wrote on discord how excited he is which of course got the army all in a tizzy.

Anyone wanna speculate how these guys still follow this with adulation because I am just completely out of theories here.

Anyway, enjoy your water lads. Maybe the FUDDERS should release one called PRISON TEARS.