[SERIOUS] Truthfully, where and how do you personally store your seed phrase?

I added this newish serious tag as most of the threads in the past that asked this question got a ton of joke answers, and real/truthful answers were often buried.

I know many people’s first instinct is to say “nice try” or “tattooed on my balls.”

…But I want to know for real how other people are storing their seed phrase – and be honest. I myself haven’t decided the best, most secure way to do it yet.

Do any of you out there that really bury it?

Do most just put it on a metal card or piece of paper in safe, super basic like that? If so, then where do you put your ledger – it can’t be in the same safe right?

Do you memorize it?

Do you use some kind of cipher?

I’ve heard of people creating essays too, and for example every sentence contains one of their words, and only they know how to decipher it.

It also may be interesting to hear what most people here do – is there much commonality to a certain method?

What do you (truthfully) do?