Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c
Coolio created one of the the most iconic songs of the 90’s; “Gangsta’s Paradise” which is still relevant today.Watching Bitcoin and rest of Alts getting chopped left and right by whales last week, a Weird Al homage came to me last night.
Enjoy, link to actual song above.
As I walk through the valley of the candle of death
I take a look at my portifolio and realize there's not much left
'Cause I've been pumped and dumped so long, that
Even scam Bitboy thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed meme pump that didn’t deserve a dump
Leveraging SafeMoon boy, you know that's unheard of
You better watch positions, and the Feds dispositions
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta bid when
People FOMO at support and resistance time and time again
I'm the kinda G the little redditors wanna be like
Obsessing on TradingView at night, sayin' prayers into the screen light
Been spendin' most their lives, rangin’ in the scalper’s paradise
Been spendin' most their lives, rangin’ in the scalper’s paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives, manipulated in the scalper’s paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives, manipulated in the scalper’s paradise
Look at this situation they got us facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by r/CryptoCurrencyI
So I gotta be down with the Moon team
Too much Twitter watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm an self-taught fool with money on my mind
Got my phone in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a self-proclaimed day trader and 10 x banger
And my shitposting is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
Liquidation ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away
Motivation for tradin’ is do or die, what can I say
BTC at 20,000 now, but will we live to see 64?
The way things is going, I don't know
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the ones we hurt, are you and me?
Been spendin' most their lives, rangin’ in the scalper’s paradise
Been spendin' most their lives, rangin’ in the scalper’s paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives, manipulated in the scalper’s paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives, manipulated in the scalper’s paradise
