(HUMOR) – If each (alt)coin was a guest at a party, what would they be doing?

BTC (BitCoin) – party organisor, constantly making sure the guests aren’t destroying his expensive furniture.

ETH (Ethereum) – party organisator’s wife, was against the idea of a party first, but is now dancing topless on the table, having had 6 martini’s and a tequila sunrise.

ADA (Cardano) – told everyone he is on his way, yet in reality hasn’t even left his house yet.

ALGO (Algorand) – is having an existential crisis after learning that chocolate milk in fact doesn’t come from brown cows.

XLM (Stellar) – is very sad because he seems to remember everyone from the past, yet no one seems to remember him.

MATIC (Polygon) – thinks he’s too mature for everyone around him and wonders why he didn’t stay home to write content for his food blog

LUNA (Terra) – wasn’t invited to the party, so snuck in through the bathroom window instead.

AVAX (Avalanche) – tries to join the inner circle of popular, laughing party guests, but can’t find a seat at the table and never gets a word inbetween the conversation.

BNB (Binance Coin) – had a horrible tinder date three months ago, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

DOGE (Dogecoin) – thought the party was too boring so has spiked the punchbowl.. three times.

SHIB (Shiba Inu) – stood guard while Doge spiked the punch.

DOT (Polkadot) – doesn’t really care about the other guests, sits in the corner petting the owner’s cat instead.

SOL (Solana) – next door neighbor, came to complain about the noise with a laminated copy of the rules and regulations in hand, but ended up staying because they’re playing The Beatles, which is his favorite band.

XMR (Monero) – is just here for the snacks and beverages, quietly shoving the snacks from the table into their purse.

LTC (LiteCoin) – tries to convince other guests that the very old-fashioned blouse they’re wearing will one day become a “fashion hype” again.

(Let me know if I should do more/which coins you’d like to see!)