Biggest Financial Mistake of My Adult Life

Staking Ethereum was the single biggest financial mistake of my adult life. I cannot believe I agreed to this scam.

I really wish I could withdraw my Eth from Coinbase but, like a complete moron, I agreed to the terms & conditions of staking Eth, so it just sits there, locked away and completely inaccessible while the Ethereum developers do exactly what, I have no idea. It's been one year. Nothing. No movement. No progress. Just a bunch of b.s. nonsense. What a goddamn scam this is.