Bitcoin is Officially Dead – Please Sell :/

I have some very unfortunate news for all of you

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As you can see by the technical analysis and illustration above of Bitcoin's history, it is going down to 0. Considering the trend analysis above, you should all sell your Bitcoin before it hits 0. Do NOT zoom out, only look at 1D or 7D charts when reviewing Bitcoins history, otherwise you may say silly things like "its literally just flat month over month lul" or "historically this same move has happened hundreds of times" or "bruh this isn't even a dip lol".

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IGNORE ALL THAT – Just focus on what makes you feel scared and worried about your decisions. See all that red below? RED BAD. Its gone down THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN ONE DAY. By my math, it will be zero in just a few more days.

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Now that I have educated you – Please sell your bitcoin. Act on that fear and worry, and I will even do you a favor. To allow all of you to exit at the best possible price, my friends and I will be market buying Bitcoin for the rest of the day to help you all exit your positions. You are all whalecome. And remember, do NOT zoom out, do NOT review historical data past 1 week, and FEEL AND SPREAD PANIC.