Give me shitty crypto advice

What are some shitty crypto pieces of advice you can give?

For example:

• Always buy at all time highs, it'll surely pump further

• You'll definitely get rich after one week. If not, panic sell at a loss.

• Listen to any advice you see on the daily.

• Leverage/futures is a great idea to go all in at. Gambling is fun, you can definitely predict the future.

• Day trading is easy, quit your job, it'll surely work.

• Listen to YouTube crypto 'Gurus'

• Invest everything you got, all your savings, it'll be fine.