Burger King Crypto?

Did any of you degenerates get a Bitcoin from Burger King? Or were they are bunch of phonies and didn’t give any BTC or ETH away? I’ve gained 40lb and I’m very upset that I only have 2,491 doge now.

Does anyone have any good weight loss programs? Preferably one that rewards me with more crypto? I’m not willing to run or lift weights though. Supplements are preferred. Maybe 0.01ETH / pill?

Is anyone else devastated from not wining a BTC or ETH from Burger King and are faced with the cruel reality of gaining 40lb?