Well I just lost 3 hours staring at charts, how’s your life going?

I learnt nothing, btw.

I saw things slipping on a couple of alts I was in and thought this was a good time to attempt 'day trading'. I sold a couple of times and bought a few more; I watched the trades fill up the screen and the upticks and the downticks diligently.

I checked multiple different sites, and compared their prices; I drew lines and hovered over the long green sticks and the longer red ones. I made and cancelled multiple buy and sell orders, and finally felt comfortable in letting some of them go through…I was a man with a plan, the trading wizard.

I made $5…