What’s the most insane crypto story you’ve heard?

I have a programmer friend who got paid 100 bitcoin for a job in 2011. He got a job and left his computer in storage at his mom’s house in India. He bopped around and worked and kind of forgot about it. In 2018-19, during the first big rise, he came home for the first time in seven years only to find that she threw his whole computer away because she needed space for her vacuum and cleaning supplies.

To his credit he thanks her, saying that if he had had the Bitcoin on him he would’ve sold early and be kicking himself anyway, so he’s not blaming her for the millions.

What’s the most insane bizarre crypto stories you got?