Thanks to crypto, I can now live luxuriously until I die

I normally wouldn't like to share my financial achievements with other people. However, I had this strong feeling that I should let everyone know about what crypto did for me.

Not to brag or anything, I can now live luxuriously until I die because of crypto. I can just play video games all day, watch anime whenever I want to, and eat expensive food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I can do whatever I want, and it is all thanks to cryptocurrency.

I am now capable of being financially successful until I die.

Assuming that I'll die three days from now.