Best crypto joke gets Reddit Diamond :P

Tell me a joke about crypto that makes me laugh. It can be anything, a pun, a dirty joke, insulting, ANYTHING. ROAST ME if you'd like. Look at my profile, make fun of me, I'm a TOTAL piece of shit. I'm your typical trash day trader who lies about his gains and post pictures of green candles from cryptos I don't own and say " did you get in too??" Haha not really but what is real about this post is if you make me laugh hard enough I'll give you a useless reddit prize. Might hand out some other prizes for top mentions.

TLDR; Make me laugh with a crypto joke I'll give you a stupid prize