I’ll never keep any significant amount of money in the bank again

I just got a lovely notification from my bank. They were happily letting me know that I should rejoice cause they credited me with my monthly interest reward. A spanking 0.5% APY !!

That doesn't even cover the account maintenance fees, not to mention inflation.

After discovering crypto, my eyes were fully open. I will give banks as little of my money as possible, they've been leeching of my hard work long enough.

Comment your shitty interests rate below, and best of luck with your coins!!