Day 1 of Buying Crypto Instead of Being a Serial Killer. Please Wish Me Luck! ❤️🙏

The time and money it takes to plan and carry out an endless string of interstate murders has gotten to be too much. I’ve decided to make a change.

From now on, instead of gas for my white van, ammo for my guns, and shovels to bury bodies, I’ll be DCA’ing into Bitcoin and Ethereum.

I know I can’t change my life overnight, but thanks to this community for the inspiration to begin. Any other serial killers in this sub are welcome to join me. ❤️