I hung in as long as I could, but it’s over. I’m leaving.

Don’t get me wrong, the highs are amazing, but the lows have become too much to handle. I can no longer cling to something that is always volatile, makes me feel nervous and insecure, and may ultimately cost me 50% of my savings.

So I’m leaving.

Leaving my wife to spend more time studying the crypto charts.

Edit: No, this wasn’t stolen from Superstonk. Look at the timestamps. This post is an hour older than the one over there. They stole it and changed a few words, which is fine by me since mine was the 67,000th recycling of this joke to begin with. Just wanted to set the record straight since a lot of comments have mentioned seeing this on Superstonk.