Bro you paid 10,000 BTC for a pizza in 2010?!

If you had just held onto it after it crashed from $1 to $0.75, and after it crashed from $20 to $2, and after it took a year to go up to $200 and then crashed to $73, then shot back up to $1,000 and then crashed back to $200, then took 3 years to head to $19,000 before crashing to $3,500, then held onto it for two years for it to reach $50,000, you'd have $500 million by now, what an idiot